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Everybody, sing the following song to the tune of Strong! by Robbie Williams

You think that I'm weak.
You're wrong!
I'm strong!

Every day I lift my weight.
Push a guy and hit your face.
I'll even walk in front of a CAR!

But when I sing the ground will shake.
People bow into my wake.
I'm just the overpowering type of guy.

And you know you know.
That your face is a mess.
And I'm tryin' to show.
That labour is the biggest pest.

So don't think that I'm weak.
You're wrong!
I pong.

 

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