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Below here is the A-Z joke lists of the millennium, hence the number 2000 written next to the title of this site once you enter the first page. A Woman pregnant with twins was in a bank and it got robbed by two gun men she was shot twice in the stomach she died and the kids survived. 14 years later the girl went her dad and said "Dad I was on the loo having a piss and fired a bullet." Later on the lad came along and said "Dad I was having a Wank and I shot the dog....... SORRY" Footballer: I have a good idea to improve the team. I remember the time when I moved to a new house. This new house had a
phone number that was ONE digit different to the curry house up the road. Every
night I got phone calls, from people wanting a curry, which seriously pissed me
off. So, one night, I couldn't help myself. A woman rang and she asks
"What's in the Mixed Grill luv?" Teacher: If I gave you three white rabbits and five grey rabbits, how many
rabbits would you have? There was an Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman walking past a field of cows. Suddenly the Irishman shouted "By god, what beautiful beasts. Surely they are Irish cows." The Englishman laughed and said "Wrong you petty peasant! Such fine beasts are surely English!" The Scot shouted, "Och Aye, they canne bae anythin but Scottish!" The Englishman and Irishman both laughed now and asked him why he thought this. "Because they are wearin' bagpipes" replied the Scot! What do you do to make a door laugh? - Tickle its knob. What is another name for a butchers boy? - A chop assistant. What is the cure for water on the brain? - A tap on the head. |
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